Scorpion wrote:

Raging Bulls Clipped By Tickets In a thrilling match Bulls where defeated by top of the table side Tickets 8 - 12 @ The Riverside..........Club Dog was back in form and lapped up his semi final win in the individual comp'. Dog now plays Dave The Storm from Team Storm in the final in 3 weeks time......Tickets ( not Tickets) are available from Drunken Monkey & Poulton Pirate for this event. In the semi Final of the team cup Bulls were narrowly defeated 1737 - 1750 by Team Storm in another stormy finish to the game, Club Dog had to be given oxygen and doggie treats to finish the game. TEAM SCORES SCORPION...............148.....161.....181.....H/CAP 27 X 3 TOTAL 571 CLUB DOGGIE..........179.....164.....126.....H/CAP 39 X 3 TOTAL 586 POULTON PIRATE.....171.....146.....143.....H/CAP 40 X 3 TOTAL 580 LEAGUE STANDINGS 1 EXECUTIONERS 2 TEAM STORM 3 TICKETS 4 MNMS 5 JOE BANANAS 6 WOT NO STRIKES 7 SUPER RAGING BULLS 8 SPARE US A STRIKE 9 SUPERSONICS 10 HMS Tickets fall to third, Bulls stay @ lucky 7th Only registered users can see links on this forum! Register or Login on forum! CLUB DOG RECIEVING DOGGIE TREATS

I think Scorpie is beefing himself up......

Found this pic of him celebrating a strike off his bumpers !!!

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Raging Bulls 16.5 - 3.5 HMS

The Super Raging Bulls kept their good run of form going with a 16.5 points - 3.5 points victory to keep HMS rooted to the bottom of the table. Bulls stay 7th

Scores

SCORPION.....200.....180.....174.....H/CAP 3 X 27 = 635 SERIES
CLUB DOG.....153.....153.....126.....H/CAP 3 X 39 = 549 SERIES
P.PIRATE.......162.....207.....161.....H/CAP 3 X 39 = 611 SERIES

LEAGUE
1....EXECUTIONERS.............326
2...TICKETS........................325
3...MNM'S............................324
4...TEAM STORM..................321
5...JOE BANANAS.................313
6...WOT NO STRIKES...........265
7.SUPER RAGING BULLS..252.5
8...SPARE US A STRIKE........252
9...SUPERSONICS................230
10..HMS..............................193.5

With only 2 weeks of the season to go 7th would be a good finish for Bulls in a very strong league......Club Dog plays Championship Final in 2 weeks.

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Inspector Japp - Top series of the season 714 points

LATEST FROM THE RIVERSIDE.............

BULLS TURN THE SUPERS CRONIC !!!

RAGING BULLS 19 - 01 SUPERSONICS

A below par crowd at the Riverside saw the under strength Bulls side rage to an emphatic victory.
On extremely difficult lanes Bully's boys got stuck in to make sure they delivered some well needed points.
Mark The Jaw Evans secured his first clean sheet of the season..The Poulton Pirate stuck in to collect another clean sweep.
Only team super star Scorpion dropped a point in unfortunate circumstances as his mum gave him a kiss as he was trying to bowl.

Scorpie will update all stats........

Don't forget CLUB DOG plays his final next week and I hope the whole Wirral forum will be behind him.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhh

Thanks Pirate, great result last night. 19 - 01 our biggest win of the season & it could see us finishing the season in 6th spot.......which is probably the equivilant of Stoke City finishing in the top 6 in the Premiership. Whatever happens it has been a great season for the 4 players who have played, the entrouge who have followed us & with BULLY being remembered every game, that's what it was all about.

Well done Bulls !!!!!!!!!

LEAGUE WITH 1 GAME TO GO

1 EXECUTIONERS..................... 339.5
2 TICKETS ................................337
3 TEAM STORM......................... 336
4 MNM'S ..................................334.5
5 JOE BANANAS ......................318.5
6 WOT NO STRIKES ..................272
7 SUPER RAGING BULLS .....270.5
8 SPARE US A STRIKE ...............257
9 SUPERSONICS ......................230.5
10 HMS.................................... 204.5

Last nights scores......OFF SCRATCH

SCORPION...........187.....164.....172
THE JAW..............146.....108.....106
POULTY PIRATE....148.....151.....146

BULLS FACE SPARE US A STRIKE IN FINAL GAME.........JOE BANANAS SHOULD SKIN WOT NO STRIKES, SO BULLS CAN FINISH 6TH !!!!!!

NO CLUB DOG THIS WEEK AS JAW STEPPED IN....DOG GIVEN THE DAY OFF TO SUN HIMSELF ON THE BEACH IN TALACRE.

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Photo c/o J.Bunting

CLUB DOG WINS CHAMPIONSHIP FINAL

In a colossal game, Club Dog played his game of the season to beat Stormy Dave in the final of the 1st Division Marine Sportsworld Singles.
Dog, a firm underdog for the game found himself 12 shots behind after the first game, then 4 shots ahead after the second game, with continued pressure by Dog in the third game, Dog finished 41 shots ahead putting in a 234 game including handicap. Dog was presented with the prize of A Giant Pear after the game and he was well chuffed...woof...woof

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c/o The Jaw

PRESENTATION NIGHT MONDAY 20TH APRIL........ DRINKS ON CLUB DOG OR POSSIBLY CLUB DOG ON DRINKS !!!

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A very sober Club Dog recieving his ten pin bowling award at The Riverside Bowling Alley

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From The Norman Evans Collection

In a shocking transfer deadline coup the Raging Bulls have sensationally signed Ten-pin great Steve " Scotty " Scott.

Club Physio Colin " Grrrrrrrr " Saville signed the deal on his Monaco boat ( pictured ) after another of his many charity events.

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Steve was asked by a WCGFB spokesman if he was happy with the move.

" I'm delighted to have anything to do with the Bulls. It's a dream move and I just hope the buffet lives up to all they've promised. "

Club spokesman Dave " Club Dog " Croston said " WOOF "

Club outcast " The Jaw " said "............."

The Jaw is still unavailable for comment

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c/o Stuart Japp

I believe this bowling lark is quite enjoyable, are there any vacent positions as tea hampster/bowling apprentice with a view to becoming a mainstream player? maybe a weekly trial is available for talented youngsters, a youth acadamy if u will??


Peace out home boys !!!! HOLLA

No, go away

scorpie ur lack of ambition is both upsetting and offensive i make very good tea and even the odd scone, what i didnt say before is my good friend mr barton is a cheer leader

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Peace out home boys !!!! HOLLA

Maybe we can come to some sort of arrangement then, no questions asked.

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You mean this Chris Barton....seen here in holiday mode

you pair are really pushing it!!!!!!!!!!

thats in his hey day, lets talk contracts soon then